[seefloor]

I think somebody wants attention

[quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks]

“I could claw this hapless human to death… but she’s so cute… and I love her…”

[hypochondriacdreaming]

*very gently threatens*

[coolcatgroup]

@mostlycatsmostly

[cronchamonch]

I feel like this doesn’t even need a caption lmao

[stunningpicture]

Cookie in a milk cup.

[biinarykid]

I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE AT ALL

[underlytrashy]

Egg

[princessdawnauroreon]

OH

[femmepeaxh]

reblog this w your weirdest fear!!! mine’s balloons

[femmepeaxh]

I said weirdest not deepest! stop reblogging this w shit like ‘my life falling apart’ and ‘intimacy’ and have fun!! be scared of figurines or something damn

Anonymous asked:

Ideal number of teeth?

setheverman answered:

as many as i can get my hands on

[trufflesmushroom]

I’ve never had a reheading go this horribly before. I’d say I’m pretty good at beheading- I may have broken a neck once or twice, but never any parts I actually liked or intended on keeping, and usually a reheading is the easiest thing, right? Just a little squish and a pop and done, a complete person. But this time it just- it just won’t go back on the body?? Which is incredibly frustrating but also, like, why??

And the funniest thing is, I’m not even swapping a head!! This is a curvy dancer head going onto a curvy dancer body!! They match!! This should have been so simple!! But no, this head’s just flopping around like a limp flaccid idiot and my hands are all red and sore now but the head just isn’t attaching all the way!!

Today I did six beheadings and two other reheadings, and I wanted to get this one attached so I could take a picture, but somehow it just isn’t working!! The head is just getting squished around but isn’t stretching over the neck right!! And I’m way too lazy to go and boil the head just to make the slip easier!! And I don’t wanna keep forcing it cuz I might break something but this is!! So frustrating!!

Like, what could I possibly be doing wrong!! Fuck!!

[trufflesmushroom]

I boiled the head and it popped right onto the neck in like two seconds.

I’m an idiot. Always do things the proper way from the get-go. Saves a lot of wasted time and struggle and ouchy hands.

[trufflesmushroom]

BARBIES. I’M TALKING ABOUT BARBIES. I AM CUSTOMIZING TOYS RIGHT NOW I AM NOT A SERIAL KILLER AND I HAVE NEVER BEHEADED AN ACTUAL REAL LIFE HUMAN BEING OR TRIED TO REATTACH A PERSON’S HEAD BY BOILING IT

[joey-wheeler-official]

improvised weaponry

[dai-does-stuff]

they beat jesus with that

[proto-homo]

Vegan BDSM equipment

[huntrad]

This post killed me 3 times

Anonymous asked:

bad puns to tell my crush

bombing answered:

• are you a parking ticket? the future terrifies me
• when was the last time you took your vitamins?
• 44
• i’m a thousand years old 
• we could make it if we really tried 
• can we play some drake? i’m going to play some drake 
• i killed my parents and they deserved it
• enough to break the ice in tennessee 
• i want to die
• blue crab larvae are incredibly vulnerable to jellyfish
• i think about you more than i’d ever admit 
• i threw up on the way here